Monday 5 September 2022

I Said "9-10" When The Real Figure Was 12!

 Rather silly of me but it shows how little I pay attention to my own books as they gather internet dust! I said I had written "nine or ten books" when in fact I have written (a magazine series but mini books) 12

oops.

They are (in no real order after the first two):

Some Things Strange & Sinister



Some More Things Strange & Sinister



Pursuing the Strange and Weird: A Naturalist's Perspective



Strange and Mysterious Beasts

below smaller format version


The Red Paper (2010)



The Red Paper 2022 Vol. I -Canids



The Red Paper 2022 Vol II -Felids



The Hooper Interviews



UFO Contact? Looking At The Evidence For Alien Visitation



Contact: Encounters With Extra-Terrestrial Entities?



Unidentified - Identified: UFO Crashes and Alien Entity Encounters



Beyond UFO Contact: Aliens from Mind, Time and Space





Announcement -Books

  I was up until around 0400 hrs and made a decision.

When you have poured decades into work that goes into a book (we are talking the "World Mystery" and UFO books) and you try to keep that book at a low price to encourage buyers that is a publisher decision and I made it.

When a £20.00 book brings in 75p that is far from good. Put it this way; if people went buy crazy and purchased 100 copies of a book I would not even get £100 -only £75 (if you are American just think of £ as $).

As it happens the sales have been so bad because no one recommends them and there is no word-of-mouth to let people know about them.

My posts on the books have been seen, as of today, by just under 1 million people. No sales.

So I have decided that this cannot go on.

I am going to withdraw the books from the online store and see whether I can get a publisher or agent and if I cant well people haver had between 12-5 years to purchase the books so no one is going to miss them. You will NOT find them on Amazon nor on Ebay because those sellers have to buy them from me and generally add up to £10/$10 to the cost and that is why I blocked that (also selling on Amazon would earn me less than 75p a copy).

The books will be gone and I am not that worried because they are doing nothing anyway. People are more illiterate these days and do not read and, in fact, when they do they prefer fantasy substituted for fact.

Big weight off my shoulders and the albatross will be gone.

Wednesday 17 August 2022

ALWAYS Respect The Fans -Even The Pains in the Arse

  In yesterday's post on CBOI - Marvel Don't Care About Comic Shops or Customers -there are points that need to be made.

"Tom Brevoort does not visit comic shops" now here we could to a plus and minus argument. Firstly, Brevoort is the lousiest editor that has existed at any comic company. I have known a few who really could not tie up their own shoe laces and some who out of their total stupidity have angered me to the point that I wanted to leave the meeting quickly.

I once sat in a Marvel UK editor's office and he looked at some artwork I had and told me: "Yes. This shows everything is there"  so I asked what he meant and was told: "Artists don't draw the anatomy" which I thought meant they were bad at drawing the human figure but he continued. "The human body has a skeleton and there are muscles on top of that so when they draw someone that should all be there. Yeah, I will admit that confused me a bit and made no sense but I casually remarked (to be polite) "Yes. A few might do well studying Leonard's anatomy drawings" I was being a bit sarcastic (I'm told that I can be a tad sarcastic at times) but the casual response of "He's vastly over rated I wouldn't even say he was a good artist". We are talking about Leonardo de Vinci - who painted the Mona Lisa amongst others. amateur obviously.

I was showed a wooden cabinet full of drawers and told he gets lots of poor art submissions from "all over the place" and he even showed me some of the art work when he opened one of the drawers to prove his point. There was some absolutely gorgeous artwork. Well laid out and looking at some of it made me want to retire there and then (1990s). One artist I noted the name of Carlos Pacheco. Amateur apparently.

This...man..this...moron then looked at some of my work and muttered "I prefer the six panel layout or the panels arrangement suggested by Marvel (he showed me a photocopy on his wall from How to Draw Comics The Marvel Way) at the same time bad-mouthing two regular artists I knew were (supposedly) his pals. Johnny Asshead needed putting in his place so I told him that I saw what he meant and then looked at the pages in front of us (the How To page he had taken off the wall) and I said I was unsure of the margin space and spaces between panels. For 10 minutes by his office clock he used a ruler to measure the spaces from the edge of the paper to the panel line then the space4s between all the panels and gave me his opinion. 

Now, he was looking at an A4 photocopy and NOT an actual pre-print size sheet. He had no idea. 

He then told me all of the comics he had been in charge of and how each had failed due to "the idiots buying comics". The man was not willing to admit that he was incapable of editing a comic and (so I was told) the poor scripts and artwork was to blame for the failures. I am no longer commenting and the (alleged) incident of me holding a Marvel UK editor out of an open window or whether it was this moron. Unfortunately, he was pals with the editor-in-chief at Marvel UK so his job was safe.



I could recount several such incidents from the UK and it is one reason why these people even screwed up during the black and white comics explosion. I also used to have phone conversations with editors in the United States and during one I pointed out that a proposed title needed something to pull in readers and I was told: "We are not talking people with much brain -they are reading comics!" Yes, and I was writing and putting together comics that he was supposed to be editing.  

Another editor, during a 0300hrs phone call (it was later in the U.S.) was referring to fans buying a book and I suggested adding a certain twist to the story that ought to get the readers thinking a story was going one direction until the twist was presented. "Look" he said and sounded bored to boot, "the readers are a bunch of live at home in momma's basement masturbating to porn -they don't have that kind of brain power" and that ended that conversation.

I once wrote an "adult" comic series which was reprinted as a trade paperback several times and has had millions of readers. Anyone who is a regular will know the series and I am not promoting it for illegal downloaders. However, Larry Pike, who had edited Wally Woods Cannon comic told me that my book was well thought out and written and had a solid story which made it extremely rare in that genre. Here is the thing; if you write a comic then someone is going to be spending money to buy the comic and as a writer you owe it to that person to produce something that is not what the editor called "Just a wank rag for meatheads".  That is at the basic level. The artist should also be thinking this and the editor should be thinking the same. Is the book delivering escapism, fun and adventure and making it worth the $/£ that the fan is spending. 

People say that I over-stress the importance of whether a book I publish is worth the money the buyer is shelling out. That is my job. I used to sell a lot of small press comics/mags that way because if I just wanted to publish for myself I would have and none would have been for sale. But if I was going to sell then I was not going to just say "sod it" and put out any rubbish I could.

If you publish a book then you want people to buy it and that means having to talk to people who do buy and if they do not want to talk you play around until you coax them into talking. This is why Marvel Comics beat DC hands down for decades. Stan Lee realised the importance of the person buying the comic and entertaining them so that they would come back for more. He spoke to fans and attended cons and went out of his way to listen to what was being said. That is why Marvel and Disney clung on to him because one personal appearance or meet and greet with Stan was better than any video promo. 

Roy Thomas understood all of this. Jim Shooter understood all of this. Tom Brevoort has difficulty understanding the toilet paper wrapper. A book has a bad writer or poor quality artist (does not matter as long as they are gay, trans or black trans or fit into one of the other boxes that these morons tick) or no real continuity let alone editing and "the fans are a buncha morons!"  Pick any Avengers comic from the 1960s, 1970s or 1980s and you have a good solid story with characterisation and action. A great read. 1990s things go wrong (and I've been reading The Avengers since the mid 1960s so I am not simply flapping my sitting cushions). It was a team book and that is what drew in readers but these days if the Avengers actually appear in the title it is as cameos while the main purpose seems to be to promote TV series and movies of the MCU and NOT the characters of the Marvel Comic Universe.



Brevoort and others do not like fans. Do not like the comics just the prestige of the job title and more importantly the pay cheque. Why do any work when the people in the Disney corporation do not check? Take the money until you crash that 747 into the ground. DC I just totally gave up on as their idea of creativity is constant rebooting (because it made money in the 1980s with Crisis on Infinite Earths). Why pay creators who know their jobs, such as Chris Claremont to not write for anyone else? Biggest "WTF are you utter morons??!!" in the comic business. People ask why creators such as John Byrne will not go back to Marvel and I think it is obvious.

So Brevoort is not the only editor to take this attitude. It has moved away from the professionals who know their jobs a show respect to the fan base (it actually took DC a while to realise why so many were Marvel fans).

The bottom line is that if you cannot get people to buy your books then you have no business and no business means no money to pay you.  If Brevoort was a real working editor then he would have no time to visit comic shops (or choose the next silly hat to wear).  That an editor does not visit a comic shop regularly is not a good argument. 

Brevoort does not edit comics so he has no excuse...but his own cowardice means that person-to-person he could not face criticism to his face. Easier on social media because he can type away without consequence and block anyone who asks an awkward question. 

The comics business has always had shady dealers and second, third and even fifth account books. Editors started becoming far more shady once the fans got into those jobs; artwork going missing, under paying creators and a lot more. However, even those ex-editors who have rebooted their history to become "comic legends" knew that they had to produce comics that sold and had buyers coming back each week.

Back in the 1980s I met people at the Westminster Comic Marts who were over from Canada, the United States and even someone from Australia and they had heard that Martin Lock, publisher of then Harrier Comics was at these marts. I pointed him out on occasion and one thing I later heard was that these people talked with Lock and Lock with them and even though they had not intended to -they bought more comics off him.  

It is a case of respect the reader. Produce a good comic.

Tuesday 9 August 2022

Black Tower Super Heroes 8 -interior preview

 



 A4

B&W

84pp

£6.00

https://www.lulu.com/en/en/shop/terry-hooper/black-tower-super-heroes-no-8-feb-2021/paperback/product-k6y4d7.html?page=1&pageSize=4


This is it! Issue number 8 and Rodney Dearth and his Iron Warriorface...DEATH!

 1995 and Major Victory, Hero of the Soviet Union confronts a would be alien invader! 

The Zine Zone Zoot Suit Crew BEFORE the Dark Crisis! 

The Purple Hood needs to find the DoubleAgent! 

Halcon needs to track down and fight the man-killer! 

In Texas yet another would be alien invader lands! 

In Germany D-Gruppe's Panzer handles another extra terrestrial biological entity....

 One month in and Captain Cosmic is under assault again by aliens wanting the Di of power! 

All this and The Boy Fish, Bring 'Em Back Hank, Presto, Crasher Cave, Argo Under The Ocean, The Werewolf, Wavell and more. 

All leading up to...The Green Skies! and no one asks WHY all these aliens are coming to Earth.



Black Tower Super Heroes 7 -interior preview

 


A4
B&W
60 pages
£6.00
 https://www.lulu.com/en/en/shop/terry-hooper/black-tower-super-heroes-no-7-september-2020/paperback/product-7jdewj.html

The penultimate issue of Black Tower Super Heroes! 

Featuring Herne the Hunter, Kangy and the Iron warrior!

 The conclusion to The Trial appears to be a verdict of "Death", however, who is the new arrival at the Cosmic Fulcrum and just what is going on?

Also, can any of the magic men help the Druid or is his future looking bleaker by the page?





Black Tower Super Heroes 6 -interior preview

 


A4
B&W
80pp
£6.00
https://www.lulu.com/en/en/shop/terry-hooper/black-tower-super-heroes-no-6-august-2020/paperback/product-g92k5d.html

Two issues away from...The Green Skies!

 The Druid (having helped rescue the Zero Heroes last issue) takes a walk to the local chippie with The Avenger. What can go wrong? Well, the title reads "In The Hands of Chung Ling Soo" so guess? 

The Z Man tries to warn everyone about The Trial but seems to just confuse people. Meanwhile, the German superheroes who survived Zeit Geist (even if their parallels did not) gather together. Something is going on,,,but what? 

Herne the Hunter continues on his quest while Ace Hart is setting about righting wrongs in his own way. Of course the Iron Warrior is putting in an appearance...as is Ghost Investigator Dene Vernon -but if he survives this one...welll... 

Jasmine deals with Kathatakathalaka in her own way...now but not now -long time ago. Zom would understand! He might also understand Zark in a text story last seen in 1951. Considering he may be a Martian if he's still around his future might be a bit bleak. 

Supernatural justice with The Bat and Madam Foretell is predicting everything but what happens when the skies go green! And there is more but you'll need to buy the book! 

Described as "A solid, cracking read from cover to cover" this is probably the best British anthology out there...all 80 pages of it!



Black Tower Super Heroes 5 -interior preview

 

A4
B&W
80pp
£6.00


It had to happen! Straight from the pages of Zero Heroes "the other guy" becomes....

CAPTAIN COSMIC!! 

No joke. 

Not an imaginary tale! 

Will Earth be happy with its new defender? 

You think it cares?? 

Also features Jack, The Iron Warrior, and enough action (with a touch of humour) to keep you happier than an adult entertainment channel (whatever they are)





Black Tower Super Heroes 4 -interior preview

 


A4
B&W
80pp
£6.00
https://www.lulu.com/en/en/shop/terry-hooper/black-tower-super-heroes-no-4-may-2020/paperback/product-176j4k6g.html

Hot off the presses! 

Yes, the fourth issue of BTSH is here and it is so crammed full of eye boggling action that we had to use adamantium staples to keep it all together! 

Kotar, Sabuta along with Tarot and Lady Silvana face the werewolf while the Zero Heroes are in a church surrounded by zombies and what happens to "the other guy" at the end...I'm asking -what happened? 

Jack finds that he could have had a fatal dose, while The Trial continues and the mystery deepens. 

There is more -much much more! 

Blue Saviour is the cover star and a tribute to creator David A. Johnson who brightened up Bath comic marts with his Blue Saviour, Madame Mystery and Enigma comics! 




Black Tower Super Heroes 3 -Interior preview

 


A4
B&W
80pp
£8.00
https://www.lulu.com/shop/terry-hooper/black-tower-super-heroes-no-3-june-2020/paperback/product-4jvpgd.html?page=1&pageSize=4


Collecting together the best of the British Golden, early Silver and contemporary ages comics







Black Tower Super Heroes 2 -interior preview

 


A4
B&W
80pp
£6.00
https://www.lulu.com/en/en/shop/terry-hooper/black-tower-super-heroes-no-2-june-2020/paperback/product-48pdw5.html

Bringing the best of the British Platinum, Golden and early Silver Ages as well as contemporary